From: 	 heb_roots_chr@mail.geocities.com
Sent: 	 Thursday, July 10, 1997 2:19 AM
To: 	 Hebraic Heritage Newsgroup
Subject: Re: Bible Study Bloopers


From:          john bathchelor 
Subject:       Bible Study Bloopers
To:            heb_roots_chr@geocities.com

Dear Eddie ....

 I came to Jesus last October after a 30 year walk on the dark 
side , but am now saved ... my two sons , ages 15 and 17 are slowly accepting 
that i have committed myself to Jesus Christ and daily studying of the word . 
As my oldest son is a very successful cartoonist I wish to encourage this 
talent in a manner that might bring him to read and understand the word .
That 
is why i have titled my subject as i did . Many times in the past 10 months 
during our reading of scriptures we have made the oh so hilarious blunders , 
the wrong word here or there . As Bart has such a tremendous sense of humour
i 
was wondering if your readers could e-mail their bloopers and an explanation 
of same that Bart might produce them in a humourous ( but very respectful) 
book form for publication through your ministry . As you can see i am a 
gentile , though most of my study and reading have been on Messianic
web-sites 
.. as i feel compelled to understand from your point of view . Please let me 
know if you feel comfortable with this idea .. 

thank you ... in Jesus Christ 

john bathchelor 




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From: 	heb_roots_chr@mail.geocities.com
Sent: 	Tuesday, July 15, 1997 2:14 AM
To: 	Hebraic Heritage Newsgroup
Subject: 	Re: Bible Study Bloopers



From:          "John V. Cordaro" 
To:            heb_roots_chr@geocities.com
Subject:       Re: Bible Study Bloopers
 
>
> From:           john bathchelor
> Subject:       Bible Study Bloopers
> To:            heb_roots_chr@geocities.com
>
> Dear Eddie ....
>
>  I came to Jesus last October after a 30 year walk on the dark
> side , but am now saved ... my two sons , ages 15 and 17 are slowly
> accepting that i have committed myself to Jesus Christ and daily 
> studying of the  word .
> As my oldest son is a very successful cartoonist I wish to encourage
> this talent in a manner that might bring him to read and understand 
> the  word . That is why i have titled my subject as i did . Many times 
> in the past 10  months during our reading of scriptures we have 
> made the oh so hilarious blunders, the wrong word here or there . 
> As Bart has such a tremendous sense of  humour i was wondering 
> if your readers could e-mail their bloopers and an explanation
> of same that Bart might produce them in a humourous ( but very
> respectful) book form for publication through your ministry . As you can 
> see i am a gentile , though most of my study and reading have been 
> on Messianic web-sites  .. as i feel compelled to understand from your 
> point of view . Please let me
> know if you feel comfortable with this idea ..
>
> thank you ... in Jesus Christ
>
> john bathchelor

 Greetings ,

The following are bloopers that actually appeared in church bulletins.
They appeared in the latest edition of "Petah Tikvah" and where
submitted by Dr. Paul Holman. Enjoy!

* This afternoon there will be a meeting in the south and north ends of
the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.

* Tuesday at 4 pm there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving
milk, please come early.

* Wednesday, Mrs. Johnson will sing "Put Me in My Little Bed"
accompanied by the pastor.

* Thursday at 5 pm there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club.
All those wishing to be Little Mothers, please meet the minister in his
study.

* This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Miss Jones to lay an egg on the
altar.

* On Sunday, a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of
the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet,
please come forward and get a piece of paper.

* The Ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind and they
may be seen in the church basement on Friday afternoon.

* A bean supper will be held Saturday evening in the church basement.
Music will follow.

* Don't let worry kill you - let the church help.

* Thursday night - Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.

* Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

* For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a
nursery downstairs.

* This morning we are happy to announce the birth of David Belzer, the
sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.

* The evening sermon will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to
our choir practice.

Shalom,
John Cordaro
 
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